Missing Monkey Now Tweeting

They say if you sit 100 monkeys down at 100 typewriters, one of them will eventually write Shakespeare. Apparently, if you give one rhesus monkey a smartphone, she will start tweeting.

Someone has started a Twitter account pretending to be the 10 days ago from the Yerkes National Primate Research Center in Lawrenceville. 

Lawrenceville Patch asked the missing monkey this via Twitter: "@EmoryMacaqueEsc When you decide to turn yourself in, will you give@LawvillePatch the exclusive? Thanks."

She responded: "@LawvillePatch Im out to stay out!"

Here are some more of the missing monkey's tweets:

"You are darn tootin I had the right idea RT @DanGoldgeier Long day. I think that Emory monkey has the right idea."

"Looking for a kid who will come out to the woods behind the backyard with snacks like in Outbreak"

"@Not_Relevant hadnt considered a life of crime until now... Hmmm..."

"About that splatter of monkey poo on your shirt... My bad, throwing poo is kind of my thing"

"@JeffHaws How'm I gonna get to Decatur from up in Gwinnet? I have little legs and no car. Besides, I'm only 2 - they wouldn't serve me there"

"@Giga_a_dino Freedom is just another word for having to find your own bananas"

If you'd like to follow the missing Yerkes Monkey, you can find her at @EmoryMacaqueEsc.